The name is Avril. Not Lavigne. Just Avril. Just your average fourteen-year-old girl overloaded with hyperactive waves and bones. About 5'3 tall, taller than you -- ha! And of course weighing 90 pounds, heavier than anybody would expect. In other words, I'm neither short nor tall, am very extremely obese and I possess an oversized ego. And I'm currently obsessed with cameras, photography, modeling, nail polish, shoes and bags. That's Avril for you.